Stupid research on the Internet and Happiness

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1989244,00.html

This makes me think of another piece of research:
people who drink moderately are happier than people who don't drink at all; but people who drink to excess are much happier than people who drink moderately; and happiest of all are people who are permanently drunk. Sphere: Related Content